12 Steps To Recovery For Internet Addicts

1.I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and READ my Paper newspaper, like I used to, before the web.
2.I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not one handed whilst typing
3.I will get dressed before noon
4.I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes and plan dinner before even thinking of the web
5.I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are web deprived
6.I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact on the web
7.I will read a book....if I remember how
8.I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn down the TV so I can hear music on the web
9.I will not be tempted during the ad break to check for email
10.I will try and get out of the house at least once a week if it is necessary or not
11.I will remember that the bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my cheque book because I was too busy on the web
12.Last, but not least....I will remember that I must go to bed sometime...and the web will always be there tomorrow

Now...how did I do....

...hmmm - well tomorrow's another day