Panda Grows Up

From this -

To this -

See the first three months of a pandas growth here

Pork And Beans Form Weezer

All the internet legends in one place...

Fred Astaire Dancing To Smooth Criminal

Ahhhh....Fred Astaire...

....need I say more.....

12 Steps To Recovery For Internet Addicts

1.I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and READ my Paper newspaper, like I used to, before the web.
2.I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not one handed whilst typing
3.I will get dressed before noon
4.I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes and plan dinner before even thinking of the web
5.I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are web deprived
6.I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact on the web
7.I will read a book....if I remember how
8.I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn down the TV so I can hear music on the web
9.I will not be tempted during the ad break to check for email
10.I will try and get out of the house at least once a week if it is necessary or not
11.I will remember that the bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my cheque book because I was too busy on the web
12.Last, but not least....I will remember that I must go to bed sometime...and the web will always be there tomorrow

Now...how did I do....

...hmmm - well tomorrow's another day

The Japanese Womans Guide To Sex

This is a Japanese girls magazine called Anan. This edition from a few months ago included a step by step guide to nipple tweaking, hand jobs and menage a trois......

The magazine is full of detailed descriptions and images and experts answer all those questions you've always wanted to ask...

Also included is the explicit DVD fetauring real actors....

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Some Unique Flute Playing

Another Bank Holiday

Well the Great British Bank Holiday doesn't get much better than this!
It's raining, there are storm force winds and, if you can be bothered to get in your car to go anywhere - it'll cost you an arm and a leg to fill the tank!

So here's a few jokes I found about petrol prices....maybe they'll add a bit of sunshine to this lovely day

Definitive Proof That Mobile Phones Are Evil

I got rid of my mobile about 9 months ago now....bloody glad I did too..

http://view.break.com/507272 - Watch more free videos

El Camino Del Rey

This video is doing the rounds right now - and rightly so...Kudos to the guy who filmed this - I'm not sure I could do it!

Announcing The Telectroscope!!!

I was feeling whistfully steampunk after my last post so you can imagine my absolute delight when I came across this story on the BBC.

The picture above is one end of a 'tunnel' from Brooklyn Bridge in New York to Tower Bridge in London and it's called a 'Telectroscope'!

As Londoners on the banks of the Thames looked down the tunnel they could see a group of New Yorkers looking back at them and waving. Messages were passed using white-boards and Manchester United were told that they 'suck'!

The inventor of the Telectroscope tells us that it works by utilising a tunnel in the Earths crust and mirrors.....but is more likely to be fibre optics and a good imagination.

But do I care!!??

Look at it!!!!

Isn't it beautiful!

There's a full story here at the BBC with video.