Tuesday, 31 July 2007

German Ceefax Babes

Windmills Of Your Mind - Muppet Style!

As my secret muppet fetish has finally been revealed, let me present to you one of the best yet.

Wheel of Wickedness

Combine my love of bikes with my utter lustfulness after anything steampunk'd.

I think I'm in love...lol.Brass Goggles

Monday, 30 July 2007

Indiana Jones Lego Trailer

It's Indiana Jones and Lego.
That's more than enough!

Valentine - By Eric Jesova

Sunday, 29 July 2007

Aspects Of The Moon - By Yoshitoshi

San Wukong (Songoku in Japanese) is the immortal monkey who accompanied the priest Tripitaka on his journey from China to India in the 7th Century to collect buddhist scriptures.
Songoku acheived immortality by breaking into the garden of Heaven and eating the peaches of longevity.
Here he dances with the jade rabbit that, according to chiese legend, lives on the moon.

Devils Bride

Devils Bride by Alessandro Ansuini.

President Pryor

Oh dear god! If only...or am I the only one who thinks the world would be a better place if this was how it was...?
from youtube.

Saturday, 28 July 2007


Pink Rubber Vibrating Hippo

According to Tokyomango - this cutie little hippo is the 'most popular, in demand massager-of-the-moment'.
Sit him on your shoulder and he'll quiver away quite happily.

Friday, 27 July 2007

Sushi Anyone?

The 'Good' Wicker Man Remake

One of my favourite films of all time! Never should have that fuckin' pigshit of a Hollywood remake been allowed.
But this.....
This is something else - this I like...behold the wonder of the Wicker Man!

Scouting For Boys...

Celebrating the 100th anniversary of the Scout Movement. This is a little taster of Baden-Powells 'Scouting for Boys'.

More snippets of Edwardian ethicism from the worlds creepiest youth worker can be found at the BBC.

Rayman Raving Rabbids 2

The official E3 trailer...
Bunnies Beware!

A Little Nonsense Now And Zen

Tanzan and Ekido were once travelling together down a muddy road. A heavy rain was still falling.
Coming around a bend, they met a lovely girl in a silk kimono and sash, unable to cross the intersection.
'Come on girl.' said Tanzan at once. Lifting her in his arms, he carried her over the mud.
Ekido did not speak again until that night when they reached a lodging temple. Then he could no longer restrain himself. 'We monks don't go near females,' he told Tanzan. 'especially not young and lovely ones. It is dangerous. Why did you do that?'
'I left the girl there.' said Tanzan 'Are you still carrying her?'

Thursday, 26 July 2007

Waldorf And Statler (After A Few Drinks)

Another Derek and Clive tribute.
This spread of profanity amongst our dearest childhood puppets has to stop!...lol
Again NWF!

Thanks Sariel.

Wednesday, 25 July 2007

For Smashed - Get Derek And Clive

What else can I say - except I laughed my bloody ass off!!!

Wonderland Wednesday - Alice in Sims

A fabulously psychadelic trip with Alice created in Sims 2 and set to The Beatles, Tomorrow Never Knows.

Wonderland Wednesday - Steampunk'd Alice

Can't remember where I picked these up - probably Brass Goggles..

Monday, 23 July 2007

It's A Sin

A tiny little tribute to probably the best game character yet!

Who doesn't love this guy?


A Little Nonsense Now And Zen

Suiwo, the disciple of Hakuin, was a good teacher. During one summer seclusion period, a pupil came to him from a southern island in Japan.

Suiwo gave him the problem: 'Hear the sound of one hand.'

The pupil remained three years but could not pass this test. One night he came in tears to Suiwo. 'I must return south in shame and embarrassment,' he said, 'for I cannot solve my problem.'

'Wait but one week more and meditate constantly,' advised Suiwo. Still no enlightenment came to the pupil. 'Try for another week,' said Suiwo. The pupil obeyed, but in vain.

'Still another week.' Yet this was of no avail. In despair the student begged to be released, but Suiwo requested another meditation for five days. They were without result. Then he said: 'Meditate for three days longer, then if you fail to attain enlightenment, you had better kill yourself.'

On the second day the pupil was enlightened.

Sunday, 22 July 2007

Edible Artificial Girls

Anyone hungry?

Glow Sex

One of my favourite vids..

Saturday, 21 July 2007

C'mon Barbie Let's Go Party

Where the hell is Action Man when you need him?!

The Best Venn Diagram EVAH!!!!


For those who love dragons this is an unmissable short film.
All the drama of the damsel in distress combined with the humour of the mighty Pythons.

Friday, 20 July 2007


From Hungarian director Gyorgy Palfis.
A modern classic about sperm, spit and blood.

Cherry Crowned Mangabey

This little four day old Cherry Crowned Mangabey was born at Chester Zoo. In their native Nigeria their habitat is being lost to humans.

Manga don't get any cuter than this..

Smooth Criminals Set To Thrill

Once again the wonderful weird creatures of ectomo have come up trumps! Their cyber-groping tentacles have wound themselves around this little beauty.

This is 1500 Filipino prisoners practising their Thriller routine. And, oh great good god, there's more!!

A Little Nonsense Now And Zen

When Mamiya, who later became a well-known preacher, went to a teacher for personal guidance, he was asked to explain the sound of one hand.
'Mamiya concentrated on what the sound of one hand might be. 'You are not working hard enough,' his teacher told him. 'You are too attached to food, wealth, things and that sound. It would be better if you died. That would solve the problem'.
The next time Mamiya appeared before his teacher he was again asked what he had to show regarding the sound of one hand. Mamiya at once fell over as if he were dead.
'You are dead alright.' observed the teacher. 'But what of that sound?'
'I haven't solved that yet.' replied Mamiya, looking up.
'Dead men do not speak,' said the teacher. 'Get out!'

Thursday, 19 July 2007

Sublime Steampunk

A collection of steampunk photography from Kat Bret.

Gregorian Zeppelin Fantasy

It's not often that you get to roll three of your favourite things into one big smoochy package. But here, in this little youtube vessel of joyousness, I have found my nirvana......

How Cool Is This And Where Can I Get One

I've often found myself in the position where an ingenious little device like this could have saved the day....

Wednesday, 18 July 2007

Wonderland Wednesday - Alice 1903

This is the first ever motion picture of Alice in Wonderland...filmed in 1903 it includes a commentary by Simon Brown of the British Film Institute.

Welcome To Wonderland Wednesday

Inkeeping with the Alice and Rabbit Hole themes, every Wednesday I will try and dig out, unearth and excavate a bizarre and sometimes frightening example of Lewis Carrolls delightfully deviant tales of Alice.
Please feel free to point me in the direction of any goodies you think will fulfil this criteria..

Tuesday, 17 July 2007

Can Your iPhone do This?

No time like the present...

A Little Nonsense Now and Zen

Yamaoka Tesshu, as a young student of Zen, visited one master after another. He called upon the Dokuon of Shokoku.

Desiring to show his attainment, he said: 'The mind, Buddha and sentient beings, after all, do not exist. The true nature of phenomena is emptiness. There is no realisation, no delusion, no sage, no mediocrity. There is no giving and nothing to be recieved.'

Dokuon, who was smoking quietly, said nothing. Suddenly he whacked Yamaoka with his bamboo pipe. This made the youth quite angry.

'If nothing exists,' inquired Dokuon, 'Where did this anger come from?'

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

Complete with the ledgendary Neil Innes.

Monday, 16 July 2007

Homer - the Odyssey

Pagans have pledged to perform 'rain magic' to wash away a giant Homer Simpson which appeared today next to the Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset.
Is it just me - or does that doughnut look like the perfect place for a giant to put his 'club'?...lol

White Rabbit

Seems like Batman wasn't the only one enjoying the party...lol

Do the Batman!!

Batman takes the night off - drops acid - leaves (an underage!) voyeuristic Robin outside to record the whole event for Youtube!

Sunday, 15 July 2007

Real Life Vs The Internet

From the New York Film Festival.

Saturday, 14 July 2007

Poop flashlight

Epoch toymakershave come up withthis mini poop shaped flashlight.
Apparently the Japanese love poop jokes. They have names for different kinds of poop. The one pictured is makiguso which literally means 'crap roll'. It alludes to the spiral shape the poop makes as it clumps in on itself.

Bleeding Nose by Ungeheuer

deviantART via Hugo Strikes Back

Animal Magnetism

What's not to love...

Penguin Poking....

Well, come on. It's Friday night - we're all drunk...

Have a laugh!
Thanks to Alley Kat.

Friday, 13 July 2007

Nicotine is Baaad

Do you really need any more proof just how bad cigarettes can be..
Thanks to Scribal Terror fo rthis little gem.

Artificial Intelligence in Art

Kids Jihad TV

Ahhh - Kids Tv just ain't what it used to be..
Thanks to Sariel for digging this one out for me...

Thursday, 12 July 2007

The Singing Tesla Coil

This little gadget is home-built.
Makes you wonder what the neighbours are really up to in that garden shed.

The Call of Cthulhu

In tribute and thanks to my friends at ectoplasmosis without whom blogging would be far less fun.

Let's begin at the beginning

Let's start at the beginning then, shall we?
Come down with me into the rabbit hole of psychosis, varying degrees of sociopathic intent and possible vomit inducing paranoia.
Enjoy the sights of lucid nightmares and behold the cuteness of the fluffy bunny.
Dive right in to the lake of sugary goodness and fight for your life against the monsters within.
Here you will meet both the deviant and the divine - the hero and the heretic.
Hopefully you'll enjoy the ride - after all - it's free!!
So buckle up if you like - if not, hold on tight.....and here goes.............