Wednesday, 12 December 2007

Giant Spider Attacks Space Shuttle

Despite NASA telling us all it was a fault with the 'fuel sensors' that prevented the launch of Atlantis on Sunday, the internet has once again provided us with actual evidence that we are being lied to!
Footage has shown that the real reason for the delay was an attack from a giant spider!
The Eldritch horror launched a minute long attack on the space vessel in order to drain it of it's life-force. These cosmic arachnids are obviously preparing for all out war!
You have been warned.

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